I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
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It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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