i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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