Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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