you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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