Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
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We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
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I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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