How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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