I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
Farmville is her only friend.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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