Someone shit on the floor
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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