Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
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he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
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My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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