I think i peed on brittanys purse
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
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He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
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Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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