I could have mohawked her pubes.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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