I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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