try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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