obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
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Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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