If i come over, it means nothing
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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