dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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