put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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