i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
Randomize