there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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