I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
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