can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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