I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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