Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
what is it with giant penises always finding me
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Shame - the story of my life.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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