absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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