In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
you would pick up someone in the library
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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