I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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