I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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