I just saw a hot homeless man
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
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i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
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I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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