Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped