other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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