used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
organizing the empties. That sober.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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