how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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