so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
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okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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