You made me cry and you don't even care
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
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