drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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