Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Randomize
