Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
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a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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