Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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