you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
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This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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