woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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