why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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