SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
We left the knife in your bed.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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