We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
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It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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