i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
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I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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