question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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