He is such a slut. More and more my type.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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