so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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