Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
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