As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
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Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
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