the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
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Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
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I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The Olympian is in my bed
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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