They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
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