do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
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I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
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That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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