Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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