Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
Randomize