i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
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You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
i think im in europe. pls send help
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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