She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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