True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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